A haiku about working in retail
all-this-cliche-motivation: kamikazi278: Why’d you put that there That’s not where you got that from You lazy asshole I worked retail two years, thank god I got out.
im bored so i am answering this like an old...
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
-chris, yea I think he did.
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
-right now. I'm somewhat content, yet aggreavated that thing have to be this way right now.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
-of course. how else could i spread happiness to strangers.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
-I dont know why anyone'd be mad about my being happy.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
-a guys size hoodie tee and denim shorts
8. How often do you listen to music?
-most of the time
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
-uhm theres a chance. i wouldnt ever say never.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
-if i need to
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
-well no one likes it, but i suppose people will ake their own assumptions regaurdless of my opinion.
16. Are you going out of town soon?
I consider bristol out of town. Fort lauderdale really has become my home.
17. When was the last time you cried?
a few days ago.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
-not everything, but lots of things.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
-that boy isnt here.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
-spoke to.. no
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
-it all works out eventually.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
-no. do you get lots of hots?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
-someone left it at my house.
30. Does anyone hate you?
i hope not.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
-im such a wimp
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
-had it pierced once
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
-i wouldnt.. I learn so much from everything that goes on
35. Did you have a dream last night?
i have nightmares a lot.
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
-i hope so
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
-it was fairly decent. : )
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
-yea, things were pretty grand
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
-im with lina now
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
-yea, they lost me.
44. What’s the best part about school?
-realizing how much youve learned over a given time period
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
-not for all of it
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
-not at all, so much has happened and I am really glad about it
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
nothing, i seriously have nothing to do.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
not at all.
52. Are you nice to everyone?
-i try to be nice to most.
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
-yea, thats how it goes
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
-no not hate
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
-havent we all
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
-probably my mom hah
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
no, why would i want to see someone i care about hurting
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
thatd be a terrible feeling
75. Did you wake up cranky?
no, I woke up satisfied & open minded
76. Are you a jealous person?
-a bit of a tendancy... not too bad though
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
yea, if it doesnt workout you can always learn something
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
yess sooo bad
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
yes he is one of the only people ive dated that made me feel that way
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
a lot of nothing but us things
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
yea, itd have been better that way
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
they did, and now were friends. no presents though.
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
of course my dear.
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
I hope something of that sort still exists.
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
no i wasnt.
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
just getting into it..
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from? audrey, jeremy, christina, allison
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
i dont know. itd hurt a bunch but i guess id get over it eventually
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
uh i suppose so
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
if thats whatcha wanna call it.
tumblr always makes me feel like i have way more...
kids, its not that bad. look at it from a different point of view.